“…and so Sam and Frodo flew the ring to Mordor within the hour, destroyed the ring and Frodo lived happily ever after, with all 10 sausage like fingers.”

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“…and so Sam and Frodo flew the ring to Mordor within the hour, destroyed the ring and Frodo lived happily ever after, with all 10 sausage like fingers.”
He should have clarified
