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The only acceptable reason to have a goatee. 

While searching for some Chewbacca reference tonight, I found this gem of a “costume.” For only $42.99, you too can look like you lost a bet…

From the store:

Description:
Look like everyone’s favorite Star Wars character in this Chewbacca costume. Polyester shirt and pants have Wookie fur print. Shirt ties at the back of the neck. Pants have an elastic waist. Also included are a poly-foam bandolier sash with printed design and an attached pouch. Add a pair of brown boots to your order to finish off your look.

It’s just so bad it almost makes me angry, and then I see the black shoes and I just laugh. I mean, really? You couldn’t even match the mask and the fabric? 42.99 is not enough to throw in a pair of brown gloves and socks? 

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For Halloween, I was the only thing I could throw together in short notice. An old man/hipster/nerd. What did you guys dress up as?

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“You can only be Professor X for so many years…..”

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