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Rick Santorum

The #2 result when you google Rick Santorum.

It’s pretty accurate. 

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Produced actual laughter. 

Rick Perry: Strong

I don’t even know where to start on this. Just watch it and try to put a single coherent sentence together that explains how wrong it is. I think it broke my brain.

When do we get to fight the war on stupidity? 

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The Onion nailed it, I guess the truth is sometimes easier than satire. 

(Source: The Onion)

"Here’s why I find it impossible to be a Republican: any crowd that instantly cheers the execution of 234 individuals is a crowd I want to flee, not join."

— Andrew Sullivan on the debate crowd’s positive response to the large number of executions that Perry resided over while governor of Texas. (via liberal-life)

jtotheizzoe:

Rick Perry: Climate Change Is A Hoax Drummed Up By Scientists Looking To Make Money

How do you engage in climate debate with people who think it’s acceptable to lie with such enormous testicular fortitude? I mean, the set of brass balls on Gov. Perry’s lies here would sink the Titanic under their own weight.

(via TPMDC)

I love that politicians assume scientists are just like them and are completely, 100% motivated by money. 

Also, this man along with a lot of the Republican candidates scare the hell out of me. Why is our country electing these people? Americans this dumb shouldn’t be allowed to vote, much less run for office.