Mike Mitchell's Tumblr of Amazing Things.

"I’m not in this race to slow the rise of the oceans or to heal the planet"

— Mitt Romney 

Why any woman would vote Republican these days is beyond me. These idiots shouldn’t be trusted to make your food at a Jack in the Box, much less creating laws.  

tonymoore:

Seems to me, if any part of your platform in any way defends the idea of rape, it’s maybe time to reconsider your party’s direction.

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Tina Fey speaks at the Center for Reproductive Rights Inaugural Gala.

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This is the best.

Another favorite moment. 

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haha, this is so good. 

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Reilly Stroope’s take on a poster they are selling on Mitt’s official shop. 

What’s amazing, is Reilly’s little face Mitt version looks way more like Mitt than the real one. See for yourself. 

Did you guys catch Bill Clinton’s DNC speech from last night? 48 minutes long, and great all the way through. Masterfully crafted and delivered. 

Bill Clinton is the Li’l Sebastian of America.

"‎I do not believe that just because you’re opposed to abortion, that that makes you pro-life. In fact, I think in many cases, your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed. And why would I think that you don’t? Because you don’t want any tax money to go there. That’s not pro-life. That’s pro-birth. We need a much broader conversation on what the morality of pro-life is."

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Joan Chittister

"In a country well governed, poverty is something to be ashamed of. In a country badly governed, wealth is something to be ashamed of."

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Confucius

Romney logic, works .1% of the time.

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littlefacemitt, keeping me entertained.